Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
Question : "What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino or Coffee?"
Answer: " Tea please."
Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey tea , Iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea"
Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
Answer: "white"
Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer: "With milk "
Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk?"
Answer: "With cow's milk please.
Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer: "With sugar"
Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer: "Cane sugar "
Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.”
Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
Answer: "Mineral water"
Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: NEXT TIME WHEN YOU VISIT YOUR RICH FRIEND DON'T TALK TO THE MAID.
