朋友寄来的 “Punctuation is important!”:
An English professor wrote the words: “A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote: "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote: "A woman: without her, man is nothing."
就想到小时候老师讲的下雨天留客天留我不留的典故。比较熟悉的是这个：
下雨天留客，天留我不留。
下雨天留客，天留我不？留。
有人可以把它改成更多花样：
下雨天留客，天留我？不留。
下雨，天留客；天留我不留！
下雨天，留客天，留我？不留。
下雨天，留客天；留我不？留。
下雨天，留客天，留我不留？
